Top Ten Things Heard In The DDS Van

10. “Where are we playing tonight?”
9. Paul snoring
8. “Anyone know where Ducky is?”
7. John snoring
6. “If Dave isn’t here in 5 minutes we’re leaving”
5. “Pull over I really gotta pee”
4. “It’s been over 5 minutes…where the hell is Dave?”
3. “What’s that smell?”
2. The Howard Stern Show
1. Someone singing along to a song on the radio but changing the words or melody to the words “Dave”, “Dave Whiteman”, “David Whiteman”, “Whitey” or any other variation of said bass player’s name – sometimes other words are changed to fit something amusing about his, otherwise, boring existence.
Justin

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