Ten Things I'd Rather Have Done Than Watch That Pathetic Eagles Game...

Ten Things I’d Rather Have Done Than Watch That Pathetic Eagles Game And Listen To Another Andy Reid Post-Game Press Conference Yesterday;

1. Get hit in the head by a falling stereo speaker at a Scranton watering hole
2. Count on Ducky to remember to pack my parachute before jumping from a plane
3. Perform YMCA on stage for inmates at a maximum security prison
4. Eat a McRib Sandwich
5. Hangout with the kids from Jersey Shore
6. Drive a Toyota Prius
7. Listen to John yammer-on about all the championships his teams have won
8. Go to Church
9. Watch a romantic comedy starring Jennifer Aniston
10. Watch Dave perform long division on an abacus (which, I’m pretty sure, is how he prepares the band tax returns before they go out to our accountant)

If this post was not to your liking, in the words of Coach Reid…”I’m gonna have to find a way to do a better job”.