This week we’re going to revisit one of my favorite jokes (not sure why I like it so much…I just do) because I think it makes a very important point that needs to be made. I know, I know…last time there was no point at all to it’s telling other than to point out that I just really like the joke – but this time is different…so please, pay close attention. It goes like this;
A penguin walks into a bar and asks to the bartender “Do you have any bananas?” The Bartender says “No, this is a bar, I don’t have bananas”. So, the penguin leaves. The next day, the same penguin walks into the same bar and asks the same bartender “Do you have any bananas?” Again, and somewhat annoyed, the bartender replies “No, like I said yesterday, I don’t have any bananas”. Disappointed, the penguin leaves. The next day, the same penguin walks into the same bar and asks the same bartender “Do you have any bananas?” This time, the bartender barks back “Look, I told you, I DON’T HAVE ANY BANANAS!! If you come in here and ask me that again, I’m going to NAIL YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR WHERE YOU STAND!!” Shaken, the penguin leaves. The following day however, the same penguin walks into the same bar and asks the same bartender “Do you have any nails?” Puzzled, the bartender replies “No…” so the penguin asks “Do you have any bananas?”
You may be asking yourself “ok, what’s the point this time?” The point is that Penguins are assholes…go Flyers.
Justin
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